The Beer Page

What sort of Beers does a guy like Don drink, anyway?

Anchor Porter Beamish Stout Guinness Stout Saranac Black and Tan Saranac Black Forest Saranac Pale Ale Saranac Amber Samuel Adams Boston Lager Bass Ale Harp Ale McSorley's Ale Corsendonk Corona Golden Goose Pale Ale George Killian's Irish Red J.W. Dundee's Original Honey Brown Lager Pete's Wicked Ale (Summer or Winter Brews) Molson Export or Molson Golden (preferrably draft!) And Don't forget the TEQUILA, man!!

Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -- Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -- Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. -- Ernest Hemingway

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -- W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? -- Stephen Wright

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -- Dave Barry

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group

Hear what Homer Simpson has to say on the subject.